THE SEMINARY OFFERED A FULL REFUND • by Chuck Von Nordheim

“Let’s marinate your God,” she said,

“in this epidemic of gin

until the peaberry bitterness

of his chess player strategy

for my personal salvation

becomes as listless as sea-star

tides washing a coral orchard.”

 

He’d known a girl with pink yarn tied

around her ponytail before

but she was his first with a tattoo.

 


Chuck Von Nordheim often thinks about the work of Joseph Campbell. His work has also recently appeared in Twisted Tongue #15.


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Posted on January 27, 2012 in Humour/Satire, Poems
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2 Responses to “THE SEMINARY OFFERED A FULL REFUND • by Chuck Von Nordheim”


  1. Jude-Marie Green Says:
    January 27th, 2012 at 8:41 am

    Good fun, Chuck :) Pink yarn to tattoo, innocence to… not so much.

  2. marion Says:
    January 29th, 2012 at 1:06 pm

    What a great opening line!

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